morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: shsluckomaeda, via feuwl)

i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs

(Source: macaronis, via fake-mermaid)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

sorry i was late for class the paparazzi stopped me in the hallway for a quick interview

(via himicaela)